Pest Repeller Ultimate AT 5 in 1 When I moved from New York to Florida, there were a few differences that were immediately brought to my attention: the trees were different, the heat and humidity were stifling, the beer was much cheaper and there was no rust on any cars, but the biggest difference between the two regions had to be the bugs. Don’t get me wrong, New York has plenty of bugs, but only two kinds -- mosquitoes and ants, that’s it. Florida has so many more, and bigger (much, much bigger) bugs that I spent the first six months living here with a can of bug spray in one hand and a fly swatter in the other. Maybe it had something to do with the apartment that I was renting at the time. After inhaling way too many bug spray fumes, I tried out the Pet Repeller Ultimate AT 5 in 1, and my insect issues were resolved in no time. This device emits an ultrasonic sound, which is unheard by humans and pets, that will drive pests away from your home. The Pet Repeller Ultimate AT 5 in 1 will quickly and easily rid your home of your pest problems, without toxic sprays or sprained elbows from swinging fly swatters.   I WANT ONE

	Super Bark Free My parents have a dog, a very adorable Corgi. She’s a great, fun dog, except for one problem -- whenever she wants some attention or she wants to play, she barks, and her bark is rather high-pitched and loud. All she wants is for someone to throw her toy to her so that she can chase it to the other side of the house, and it’s fun for a while, but once you’ve grown tired of playing with her, she starts barking. When you’re trying to watch the game, this can get kind of annoying. Enter the Super Bark Free. Without yelling at the poor dog, or chasing her around the house, this device got her to stop barking completely. By emitting a high frequency ultrasonic sound, the Super Bark Free trained her not to bark. It’s not harmful to the dog, so if it really needs to bark, it can, but barking for some loving attention will be eliminated.   I WANT ONE

	Kindermat Ever have one of those days where you just wish you could be a kid again, even if just for only a few hours? I have days like that all the time, in fact today is one of those days (man, I miss my Stars Wars toys!). Playing with cool toys, running around outside and hanging out with your friends in the neighborhood, those were the good old days. Besides all the running around getting dirty and seeing how much you could get away with before your parents caught you, there is another thing that I miss about being a kid – NAP TIME!!! You could take a nap anywhere, anytime; we’d take a nap anywhere and didn’t care what we were sleeping on. On the couch, in the car, on the floor, in a chair, on the lawn and usually in school! In kindergarten, our frazzled teacher would tell us to put our heads down on our desks and we’d all be out like a light while the teacher sneaked outside for a much needed smoke break. Those in-class naps were great, but imagine how much better they could have been with a KinderMat? We never had these; we always had to sleep at our desks or on the thirty year-old carpet. KinderMats are soft-padded vinyl mats designed specifically for children to sleep on, and they come in a variety of sizes, thicknesses and colors. All this writing about nap time has made me rather sleepy, so I’m going to sign off for now and … zzzzzzz.   I WANT ONE

	Dazer Ultrasonic Dog Deterrent Being a bicyclist, there are a number of things I must be aware of as I pretend to fly over French mountain passes like Lance. Cars, runners, rollerbladers, other cyclists, rain and road debris can all ruin a ride and land me in the hospital quickly. But trust me, a cyclist’s worst enemy is everyone else’s favorite four-legged friend, the dog. All you mail deliverers, meter readers and pizza delivery people (mmmm, pizza) know what I’m talking about. Dogs will jump out of nowhere, mostly just to play, but you really can’t take the chance with dogs you don’t know. I watched my brother crash and break his collarbone when he rode into a dog that ran in front of him, and I’ve heard countless horror stories about cyclists who’ve had collisions with dogs. In dog/cyclist encounters, the cyclist almost always loses. Now there’s a way to protect yourself from dogs, whether you’re biking through the neighborhood or just trying to do your job. The Dazer Ultrasonic Dog Deterrent emits high frequency ultrasound that will stop any dog in its tracks and send it scurrying in the opposite direction. The Dazer will stop those nasty dogs (or cats, if there’s anyone who’s actually scared of a cat) from as far away as twenty feet. With a Dazer, you can play Clint Eastwood with every dog in the neighborhood. “You’ve got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?” How cool is that?   I WANT ONE