Get Rid of Creepy Crawlers and Flying Insects! Here is a personal example of how I came to see the HATRED that people experience with insects. They won’t touch them or even go near them, not even with an iron mitten and some 2-ply tissue. My mother is a perfect specimen of a person cursed with an extreme case of Arachnophobia. One day my mother was casted, beyond her knowledge, to play the part of Little Miss Muffet. Here is how the story goes: Little Miss Stache took out the trash, trying to put it away. Along came a spider, it tried to bite her; she sucked him up with the Bug Vacuum. Maybe that didn’t rhyme as well as I thought it would have, but either way the story ends with me buying her a Bug Vacuum with Recharger for those pesky spiders and more. Never again would you have to touch one of those nasty 4, 6 or 8 legged critters! Almost like a home vacuum, it sucks up any insect into a compartment that has a built in electric grid that kills the bug safely. No more picking up the half deceased bug with toilet paper, only to have it spring to life out of your hand and up your shirt sleeve! Not only does it include this wonderful magic vacuum unit, it comes with a recharger for when the batteries die out. This means no need to drive to the store for more batteries, giving time for that monstrous roach to scatter in and out of your cabinets! Just plug it into the recharging unit and it’ll be set by the time that roach crawls back out onto the kitchen floor. No longer do I receive screaming phone calls at seven in the morning from my mother, describing how a man eating spider just leaped from her bed post, but I no longer have to touch those nasty roaches again! Which means yes, I took it in my best interest and bought the dirty bugs a present for the holidays!   I WANT ONE

	Magnetic Sea Life Table for the Doctor's Office Usually this is the part where I explain my experience with various and helpful products. However, I have decided to do something a little different, because I have a special guest who has had an experience with one of these great products and wishes to share his story. Ladies and gentlemen please let me introduce my brother, Doctor Harry Stache M.D. of Huntsville, Arizona. ‘Thanks Mitch. If you’re a doctor and have your own clinic or office you will be able to understand the struggles I have endured! The screaming, running, reckless monsters of our strategically planned and clean waiting rooms! You know, those terrors that rip the pages from the magazines, crawling through the ins and outs of patience’s chairs; they had to be stopped! Then I realized taking advantage of their fascination for colors and toys would be the best approach.’ What do you mean? I know children tend to have a very short attention span now a day, but how do you go about grasping their destructiveness and turning into something positive? ‘Well Mitch, I bought this great educational toy for my waiting room that will capture children and parent’s hearts alike! The Magnetic Sea Life Table is the greatest thing to a doctor since his stethoscope. This not only gives the children something to keep their attention span on, but something that keeps them learning in the process. So instead of them tearing out the pages of our News Weekly, they get to learn about all of the life under the sea! Now my waiting room stays quiet and keeps poor Jimmy’s mind off his next flu shot.’ A toy that not only calms your children during the waiting of the doomed ‘NEEDLE’, but a waiting room toy that keeps them occupied and stimulates their minds. Who ever invented this must have been a doctor! Thanks for your insight Dr. Stache, and hopefully this helps doctor’s waiting rooms all over the world.   I WANT ONE

	Single Bottle Wine Cooler - Chill Wine Quickly Only a few hours before that SURPRISE dinner visit from the in-laws? Don’t worry any more about not being able to afford that huge and expensive climate controlled wine cellar, that most people can’t afford. Plus, if you’re like me and drink wine once in a very dark blue moon, you don’t need a huge wine cellar! Wine fanatics (and occasional ‘sippers’) brace yourselves! Now the introduction of a product made for all the kinds of people who need a chilled bottle of wine in a hurry. The Single Bottle Wine Cooler is made for those times that you hear horror stories about! As a personal example, we had plenty of red and white wines sitting around the kitchen, all warm of course. Then my wife tells me her boss is going to be chomping down dinner with us (and probably boring me to death with her usual tales of the office)! A lover of warm ‘bubbly’ she is not. Good thing I had this device because we only had 40 minutes until she arrived, and that’s all the time I needed! If you’re in a rush to a dinner party and need that bottle chilled on the run; this device also includes a 12 volt adapter so you can have that champagne ready by the time you arrive! No more bags of ice leaking all over the trunk of your new car, or spilling all over the kitchen floor. This device will have you ready to pop that cork by the time dinner is on the table.   I WANT ONE

	Automatic Pet Feeder - Bowl that Serves for you Let’s be honest, filling Spike’s doggie dish or Fee-Fee’s kitty bowl everyday tends to become more of a household chore rather than taking care of your best friend! Not anymore though, my fellow ‘wishing it was hassle free’ pet lovers. With this Automatic Pet Feeder, you can time just exactly when your furry friends enjoy their breakfast, lunch or dinner. Not only that, it has a built-in container to store the food so you never have to lift a finger (other than to set the timer or to go buy the food of course). Another great thing is that this Pet Feeder is available in a few different sizes, giving you a choice to find that perfect size for your petite kitten or your massive Great Dane. Featuring an alarm clock style timer and a way to set the food limit, your pets can become trained to eat when and how much you feel is necessary. The perfect gadget for those nights filled with romantic dinners and dancing on the town and you forgot to fill the pet dish before you left! No worries, your pets have their new personal feeder waiting for them. A busy day just got easier with one less thing to do around the house and your pet will love the fact dinner is always served on time!   I WANT ONE

	Stop Dog Barking- Without Harming the Dog Hear that silence? I sure do now. It used to be that I couldn’t concentrate with the neighbor’s annoying mutt yapping through the chain link fence, as if he knew every time that I had an important project to work on! Well now I got something that will train him to stop wasting his doggy breath. The Super Bark Stop is a great ultrasonic training device that was made for the people who enjoy more of a peaceful night rather than a “Pound Puppies” reunion special! Good thing this device covers a huge distance too. With the fence about 30 feet away, it still keeps his barking ways from coming about. Since it was made specifically for training a dog, the noise is completely inaudible to us humans (unless I’m using the test feature, which lets me know the batteries are still alive). So now every night is a lovely bark free night. With that thought, I think the neighbors owe me some kind of payment for controlling their barking dog! Peace and quiet; brought to you by the Super Bark Stop!   I WANT ONE

	Cushion Lapdesk Laptop attached to you by the finger-tips? Only problem is the fact that after an hour of working on your favorite sales report or being mesmerized from some intense game action, it feels like your legs are on fire! This is where this trendy product plays its part. Not only a ‘lap saving’ device, but a cushion that will rest easily on your legs for those countless hours that you need supreme comfort. It’s the perfect support for any lap top up to 17" whether your enjoying your home movies, working those late night office hours or stuck listening to your kid sister’s jams through your speakers. You don’t even need to use it on your lap either! Give your laptop that extra few inches off the ground when you’re working from the floor of your apartment. Another great feature is that it has built-in storage in the center! Need to store an extra power supply or your wireless mouse when it’s not in use? This durable product can store all your extra PC goodies right in the slot for when you need them the most. No more using those school binders or pieces of plastic to keep from frying your pants! This product was made for typing comfort, and to keep that blistering hot laptop off your new velour pants.   I WANT ONE

	Koolatron Total Chef 4 in 1 Grill Personally, f I were a former heavyweight champion of the world, this is the grill that I’d be endorsing. Not only does the Koolatron Total Chef cook up delicious burgers and hot dogs, but it can make eggs, waffles and grilled cheese sandwiches. The Koolatron Total Chef includes four plates, allowing you to cook almost anything your little culinary heart desires. With the Koolatron Total Chef, you can cook a meal in just a few minutes, without making a big mess of your kitchen and without powering up your stove, which is a lot of energy for a couple of grilled cheese sandwiches. The Koolatron Total Chef stores easily in a cabinet and is dishwasher safe. So take that, George Foreman.   I WANT ONE

	Water Dog – Pet Fountain My family used to have a dog that would push its water dish all over the house whenever the dish was empty, and wouldn’t stop pushing the dish around until someone picked it up and filled it. Then my parents would yell at me to fill up the bowl, which was a real inconvenience when cartoons were on. If you don’t already pamper your pet enough, then fresh, cold water from a Water Dog whenever your dog or cat wants it should do the trick. After all, the water that has been sitting in the water dish can get pretty nasty after a while. Plus, with a Water Dog, you’ll never have to clean a water dish again. The Water Dog contains an ultrasound sensor that activates when your pet approaches, and then turns off when your pet leaves. Your dog can enjoy as much fresh water as it wants, whenever it wants.   I WANT ONE